Robbie: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
Jon: Is that what they're saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
Robbie: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
Unrequited love?
Jon: Sounds like your soap opera
Robbie: I may cry
Jon: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
Jon: What frails
What frocks
Robbie: What broads
Jon: What pearls
What rocks
Robbie: They're bootiful
Jon: I've never seen such gaiety
Robbie: Neither have I
Jon: It's all just too, too risqué really
Robbie: This French champagne
Jon: Domestic
Both: So good for the brain
Robbie: That's what I was gonna say
Jon: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
Robbie: Why thank you
Jon: Pick it up, Jack
Oh please don't eat the glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
Robbie: No!
Jon: Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th
Robbie: The kid's got guts
Jon: Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line
Robbie: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
Jon: Oh, what now?
Robbie: She got pinched in the ass to bar
Jon: Slushed again, ey?
Robbie: She was stoned
Jon: Well did you evah
Robbie: Nevah
Both: What a swell party this is
Jon: Hey check out that ass!
Robbie: Aah, that's a lovely dress,
Do you think I could talk her out of it?
It's great
Jon: Ah, it's great
Robbie: So grand
Jon: So grand
Both: This wo-…-nderland
Robbie: La la……
Jon: Ladada…
We sing
Robbie: Oh we sing
Jon: So rare
Robbie: So rare
Jon: Like old camembert
Robbie: Old camembert
Both: Like ba, ba rum
Jon: Ba ba ba bum
Robbie: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum
