argh! Argh! ARGH!
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We are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home
and lie around and if you ask us
to do anything
we'll just tell you
we don't do anything
Verse 1
Well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis
Or St. Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the Fall
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Verse 2
And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
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verse 3
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
argh who be these men Relient K
and why be they so full of controdiction
We don't know what we did but we're down with Captain Kid. We don't wake before lunch but we all eat Cap'n Crunch. We don't smoke we don't chew, we watch Captain Kagaroo.
Verse 4
And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings and We've never been to Boston in the fall
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