We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well, they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up we know that without a doubt
'Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man:
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Just what they're thinking
She's so pretty, but she doesn't always act that way
Her mood's out swinging on the swingset almost every day
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was 'Someone get this girl a mood ring'
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like the Real World, meets Boy Meets World,
meets Days of Our Lives
And it just kills me, how they get away with murder
They'll anger you, then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man:
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Just what they're thinking
She's so pretty, but she doesn't always act that way
Her mood's out swinging on the swingset almost every day
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was 'Someone get that girl a mood ring'
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll, and then she's Hyde
At least she makes a lovely pair
Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring, oh tell me
Will you bring the key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions, play it back in slow motion
So I may understand this complex infrastructure
Known as the female mind
