There Was A Lady

Relativity

There was a lady in her father's garden

A brisk young sailor came passing by

He stood awhile and he gazed upon her

And he said, "Young lady, won't you marry I?"



"I'm not a lady but a poor wee girl

And a poor wee girl of low degree

Therefore, young man, you may try some other

For a servant girl, I'm not fit to thee"



"Oh I have houses and great big living

And plenty money for to set you free

If you'll come home, I'll make you my own

And you'll have servants to wait on thee"



"It's seven years since I had a sweetheart

And seven more since I did him see

Seven years I will wait upon him

For if he's alive he'll come home to me"



"It's seven years since you had a sweetheart

And seven more since you did him see

Seven more you will wait upon him

Perhaps this young man you might never see"



"Oh if he's sick I wish him better

Or if he's dead I wish him rest

But if he's alive I will wait upon him

For he is the young man that I love best"



He put his hand into his pockets

His lily-white fingers being thin and small

And up he came and he pulls a gold ring

And when she saw it, she damn did fall



He lifted her up into his arms

And gave her kisses quite tenderly

Saying, "I'm your young and your single sailor

And been many years on the ocean tossed"



"Well, if you're my young and single sailor

Your face and features seem strange to me

But seven years makes great alteration

And the raging seas between you and I"



So come all you fair and tender maidens

Don't slight your sailors whilst they're at sea

When they come home, they'll make you their own

And they'll bring you o'er to Americay