Chicken Head Convention (skit)

REDMAN

Ahwhattup y'all? Live WFDS



At the fucked up Chicken Head Convention



Nationwide Jones Beach all the boroughs is representin



We got the big weaves the big shoes bad attitudes



Huh it's on and POPPIN out this motherfucka



Well this is Nik D hood broken to the end tell a friend beyatch



And we gon check in with these here chickens



Yo shorty um excuse me could you tell me your name?



I'm buggin out buggin out buggin out yo whassup??!?



Pedaddaddi, aiyyyyy!!



Oh, shorty, chill chill see, understand, I'm just tryin to interview



Dayaaaaamm!!



Yeah no, nah fuhreal doe, check it out check it out, one second



Tell me... why they call you, a chickenhead?



Ahh I understand



Niggaz be callin me a motherfuckin chickenhead cause



I be goin to the store wearin that same grapefruit t-shirt



I had on before, and diggin up my ass, my nose



Heh, ah yeah, I see how you get down



And the whole nine, my boggle you can kiss my chicken ass



I'ma go over here and step to the next chicken head



Ahh excuse me, shorty, right there, you, yeah you



C'mere, tell me... why are you, at the chicken head convention?



I mean, where you comin from?



Girl let me tell you



I just came from the mall, boostin my motherfuckin ass off



Look at all I got here all in this bag



Damn!



Mad DKNY, Moskino, they got it all girl, they got it all



*horn honking*



[Redman] Yo c'mon bitch, you know I gotta go!



Bring your motherfuckin ass on!



Nigga, your man, girl



Damn, here he go!



[Redman] Always runnin your mouth



*car door slams*



Anyway umm, I'ma step on over here



*car peels out*



to the silver jewelry booth



Mad chicken heads over there, them bitches swear they fly...