INTRO:
As I walk through the valley
I see my cheese
Come to me, cheese.
I see my hamster
Calling out
To cheese.
VERSE 1:
So I walk home and see where the cheese has gone
And I see my mom
At my prom.
So I eat hommus
With my moustache
It is very long
It gets in the way...
Of cheese.
CHORUS:
Cheese! (Cheese)
We are full of cheese.
I say, Cheese! (My life is full of it)
Hombrés!
VERSE 2:
Who said cheese was a delicacy
I eat it constantly
When my hamster's with me
Correctly.
Who said cheese didn't signify
Once I ate a pie
And the experience was almost like...
CHORUS 2x
VERSE 3:
Everything starts with cheese
But it brings constipation
Who said it was done for.
And so I walk through the valley
And I fear no hamster
For the cheese
It comforts me
Though it brings constipation-ness
Because I have...
CHORUS 2x
Cheese! (Cheese) Cheese! (Cheese)
I say, Cheese, hombrés!