Conceited Bastard

Ras Kass

Verse 1:




I created verb noun ??? (The most beautifullest shit)



I make up like foundation now who you facing?



The waterproof emcee



Ras blessed the mic faster than Ramadan in mach 3



Get off my dick nigga



And tell your bitch to come here



And stick your dick in your eardrum and fuck what you heard (Yeah)



Fa sheezy articulate drama



Multiple lacerations between consecutive commas



I like my ill nana wet, my martini dry



Whippin' a BMW 540-I (drunk driving Miss Daisy)



Devil in a blue dress packing heat



While I'm doing doughnuts in the middle of the street



My middle east metaphors motivate religious wars



Jah-hah (plus some other middle east dialect)



Get it popping like Felicia and Amhad Rashad



Keep my game face on like a Goat



So stick yourself, Pretty Tony




Chorus:



You, you are, you conceited bastard (8x)






Verse 2:




(We still got some non-believers) So I'ma drop the bomb



Like the one-armed wide reciever



See we be off the hook like (busy signal from phone)



Criminally insana, my brain do the Macarena



Attack the varicose vanity who spin cancer



Rhetorical question, a hypothetical answer



Wouldn't swallow my tongue at a seizure



Speak my mind at my leisure



Living singe with more hoes than Khadijah



And when I'm bent, it's the circus without a tent



Clowning all baby-face ass niggas who love hoes and pay rent



Give a chicken six cents for Gucci boots (Hell no!)



I rather mop the floor at a peep show



What part of "I'm the shit?" don't you understand? (Gooby bitch)



Your favorite rapper is a Ras Kass fan



So, how many dykes do I flip on the daily?



Many money, just give me plenty Hen