If I Had A Rock Band

R.P.M.

So I lip-sync

In the mirror

You don't think

That's a career

--I think you're wrong

You say that this

Air guitar

Won't make me

A superstar

--I say you're wrong

--And I'll prove you wrong



And the guitars in my head go…

And the voices in my head go…



CHORUS:



IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

Then I really can

Make my own kinda noise

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

Then you'd understand

Why I'm so annoyed

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

That's louder than

What you can withstand

Don't give a damn

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND



You're my un-fair

Weathered friend

If things are good

You feel threatened

-- I think its wrong

You're only up

When I am down

But when I'm up

You're not around

-- And you say I'm wrong

-- But I'll prove you wrong



And the guitars in my head go…

And the voices in my head go…

CHORUS:



I'm selling out

Yelling about

Try to buy into you

I'm selling out

Because without

You -what would I do

I'm selling out

Yelling about

Try to buy into you

I'm selling out

Because without

There's nothing to prove



If the guitars in my head go…

Would the voices in my head go

Away…



IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

Then I really can

Make my own kinda noise

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

Then you'd understand

Why I'm so annoyed

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

That's louder than

What you can withstand

Don't give a damn

If you don't understand

Don't give a damn

'Cuz this is not who I am