Free advice is expensive
From those eager to dispense it
And then you go and take it to heart
So whatever the crisis
And their cliché advice is
Where are they when your life falls apart?
(But I'm not the)
One you
Wanna listen to
'cause I'm the only one who'll say…
CHORUS:
Don't be yourself
Be anybody else but you
'cause I don't like who you've turned into
Oh, DON'T BE YOU
Don't be yourself
Be anybody else but you
You're the one you'll never live up to
So whatever you do
DON'T BE YOU
I only have aversion
For those fashionably a virgin
Saving it for someone they don't know
Conveniently celibate
But soon you'll say “the hell with it”
It's the latest thing you can't wait to outgrow
(But I'm not the)
One you
Wanna listen to
'cause I'm the only one who'll say…
CHORUS
I don't like who you've become
You've turned into someone
I don't want to know
I don't want to know
CHORUS x 2
