(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)
Talk
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that's on
Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later
Later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)
So I'm walkin' down the street and umm..
This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Can U give?)
I said "Ain't that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face"
(Oh)
And he tried 2 rob me
(Muthafucker, mm)
And he was chokin' me, right?
Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun
Do U hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
("What's up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! "Fuck him up")
They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
These nigga's are crazies
So I said "Fuck it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
"Uh"
Jannell's a Rican, U know?
