I was runnin down the highway
With a glass bowl in my hands.
I wasn't wearin shoes
But I was supporting pants.
Upon the pants I tripped
And busted my ass
And all the Hummus
Mixed in with all of the glass
I lay there on that floor
Trying to think about what I'd done
Why was I here..
Where had I come from?
My dawg Ol
Came down the hallway
And said
"Hello, Hey, hey, hey, hey there Joe..
What do you know?"
I said "I'm sorry Oliver, that I've ruined our dinner.
It's not that it's really ruined,
It's just full of tiny glass splinters.
If you were to ingest it
It would cut up your throat."