I hear that on a date she'll make you wait,
'Cause she thinks it takes an hour to be fashionably late.
When sooner comes to later,
You'll love her or you'll hate her
But I can't imagine any guy would miss a chance to date her.
(do-do-do-do-do-do) x 4
No rice, no dice, she won't think twice,
If she doesn't like the waiter, then she won't be nice.
I could write myself a letter, to persuade my friend I'd met her,
But I don't think they would fall for it...
I think that they'd know better.
They woke up.
They spoke up.
They broke up.
On Moblile Telephones...
She don't give half a chance to other guys,
If I had half a nerve I'd probably try...
(do-do-do-do-do-do) x 4
The game's the same, but I'm afraid,
'Cause I don't know all the rules and never really learned to play.
I thought that I'd forgot her 'til I saw her in the water,
Then my heart seized and my car keys went
Down...
down....
down....
And as she swam away, my mind replayed
All the witty conversation I should have made.
So I'll cut her picture from the front page of the Sunday paper
And attach her to my wall with a staple,
Or I'll tape her....
They woke up.
They spoke up.
They broke up....
On Mobile Telephones.
They woke up.
They spoke up.
They broke up....
On Mobile Telephones
She don't give half a chance to other guys,
If I had half a nerve I'd probably try...
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