The Ass

Pharoahe Monch

[Pharoahe]

Fuck it I shagged her, without the use of dissolve Viagra

Had her comin like Niagara Falls when I bagged her

on the cellular my genitalia pitched the pelvis

Uh-huh, when I hit ? like Elvis

She tried to scurry hurry to finish very alone

Tell my doggs what's necessary bout how I bury the bone

She said (When you ready to blast, don't ask, say when)

Had her screamin like lightin a nuke when I was halfway in

In the past I used to send em back, give em the minimum

Now I leave em with ? on they chin when I'm bendin em

Y'all know the name - get it engraved, sex slave

Stadium style, from the back, ass doin the wave (HEY!)

Yellin to me is a felony

Hell'll be froze over when I celebrate celibacy, case closed

My Dick Rules Everything Around Me, D.R.E.A.M., get the ass

without spendin the cash now, look at em

Standin tall with the veins all in it

Nuts ripped up with the brain all in it

My man Mike to see more Dick than Dastardly and Van Dyke

together help me make it through the pain struggle and the bad weather

Yo, be on your way on your lesbian quest

I'm chillin at the rest with Five Fingers of Death (uh-huh)

and a whole lot of cash

'Specially if y'all sisters ain't up in the..



The ass! (4X)



Ladies..



The dick! (4X)



[Apani]

Uhh, what

Vaginas diamond studded, you know you love it

Rub dick the right way, don't be cumin quick like express trains

Make your Jones crazy

Swallow bones but no babies, to stick this gotta lick this

Tonight's entre is cherries bombay

and thai-thai's flavored cafe latte

Broke-ass bumba claat let's rock can't play with mines

Need not ? danglin, pinchin my spine (ow)

Hangin ten with the best of wenches, that never flinches

Bench your game, part four won't score

Gotta hit the backboard, like it raw backdoor

Wanta pause hardcore porn style, ba-bay

Who do it better? Say my name backwards and spell each letter

Be havin grams of spasm, le