(Tennant/Lowe)
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I'm an artist honey
you'll see me sometimes
making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes
performed with poise
Dancing in formation
with a couple of boys
I take them on the road
with my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist honey
You know how that feels?
It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes
It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes
It's all about wonder
the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes
Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
Call it performance
call it art
I call it disaster
if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life
into live lip-sync
I'm an artist honey
You gonna get me a drink?
It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes
It's all about wonder
the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes
Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes