No more yanky your wanky young man, get hair on the palm of your hand.
You think I'm going blind cause I do it all the time, a sin that I'll never understand
Every time the water runs any time the wind blows even just a nipple on the tube.
There's only one thing for an obsession, the single greatest thing that you can do.
This boy's a dirty birdie, he's gotta wank it
Inside his thoughts are dirty he's gotta wank it
Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom but she never really ever understands
It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself, unless you can do it with a friend
standing in the shower, lying on the bed thinking of britney spears in the nude
There's only one thing for an obsession, the single greatest thing that you can do.
One cum for the ladies, for the girls who gotta get a fix
Some come with little boys, some come with little toys, they all be double clicking triple six
