If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
then Muhammad or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
and there's a sign that says 'do not skate'
So if you wanna come to my heaven
well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin Christ air's until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back
Heaven is a halfpipe
Singing
