Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move
The pain I'm having is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away
I told my mom how I was feeling
And how long I've been dealing with it
Knew it was coming, but didn't know how soon
She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon
OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helpin' hand
He was a well educated man, had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands...he was a very, very hairy man
He looked right down in
Shook his head, and then said
These teeth must be pulled right away
OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helpin' hand
He turned around, rolled up his sleeve
I rolled my eyes, then suddenly
I horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew
The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth...OUT
Well along with my teeth, my money also left me
As he made out the bill I was moaning
OOoo Ahh..the pain is tremendous
Where the hell is my prescription...of codeine?
OOhh...but when will I eat, how long until
My mouth feels natural
How long will they bleed, when will they heal
Where's a real meal
How do you feel, how do you feel, how do you feel, how do you feel
I feel good, I feel great
There's no pain, there's no ache
I feel good I feel great
Just let me recuperate
Because the codeine has left me drowsy, leave me be...just let me sleep!
