Batter Up

Nelly Furtado

[Sports personalities]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen

This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV

This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco

(Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah

We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob

Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game

[Stadium announcer]

And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem

[Hook: (paraphrasing "The Jeffersons")]

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right)

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin

Just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES

My dirty it's our turn at bat

And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa

It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up

[St. Lunatics]

I'm the first to swing

I'ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings

Fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love

Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what

I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball

She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone

She tip-top 'em, Optimo

First base, god livin like a worst race

First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind

Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind

It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme

Sittin strong, skipped third base and headed home

Third baseman just don't understand baby what the bong

What the fuck wrong, with this world today

With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way

You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed

Now you stays on yo knees cause we's be in the big league

Cause we's be in the big leauge



Well you should see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now

I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now

See me now, people call me speedy now

Known for runnin the quickest miles

hit and run in any town, any ground

Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it

And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lic