Ubuntu Server 21.5
GUIs? Too easy to survive
RM -RF, LS and VIMSome people think that′s too out on a limb
For a teen like me to run well
A text-based OS, a Linux shell
When my RasPi crashes with a bell
My parents say "how can you tell"?
Blue-switch keyboard, quick scroll text
When friends see me they look perplexed
ARM assembly? no challenge, NEXT!
Can't remember how much I′ve flexed
My noodle arms on no-one
Proof of how much I don't run
Holy moly my diet is awful
Consisting of only pizza and waffles
Favorite Linux command is htop
Coding so much; I can't stop
On a rooftop
TMUX on my laptop
Jamming to this epic bop
Watch me publish this trash to GitHub
While making sick beats on the Sub
Don′t mind me, just making dumb stuff
Making code that′s barely enough