You and me, we′re not the same
I am a sinner, you are a saint
When we get to the pearly gatesYou'll get the green light
I′ll get the old door in the face
Doo-doo-doo
I'm a loser, a disgrace
Yeah!
I've found love in the strangest place
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
I say I′m gonna stage a great escape
Let loose and love all, pent up but painfully out of place
Doo-doo-doo
I′m a loser, a disgrace
You're a beauty, a luminary in my face
I′ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
I've got problems
Not just the ones that are little
It′s those people problems
Problems that's something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Yeah!
I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
They get the ball on me
Not to forget the chains (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Some say strange be a stranger′s game
Some go to baseball, some go debase a face
They can't seem to save
Doo-doo-doo
I'm a loser, a disgrace (yeah)
You′re a beauty, a luminary in my face
I′ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
I've got problems
Not just the ones that are little
It′s those people problems
Problems that's something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place
Woo!
Yeah!
I′ve got problems
Not just ones that are little
It's those people problems
Problems that′s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my
Something to consider
When you come to dinner at my place
