Friday night and I'm ready to score.
Lookin for a cheap dirty whore.
I'm so horny I need some pussy tonight.
and I don't care if it's loose or it's tight.
My cock is huge and I'm over 18
Tho I may smell like vaseline...
Come on baby wont ya show me some class?
Be a good girl take it in the ass.
And gimme your disease.
She was the best fuck that I ever had.
Sweet smell of sex.. I think she had gas?
Her head was rockin while she was givin me head.
That's when I noticed my cock was blood red.
I may be dumb but I'm not naieve.
and it's not good when your penis bleeds!
I looked at her and said "What the fuck?"
"That's what ya get for 20 bucks"
"ya get a fuckin disease..."
I asked the doctor just what I had.
She gave me herpes, gonorehha and crabs.
If I could ya I'd do it again.
Coz now I got a crotch full of friends.
I got a fuckin disease.
But now there's one thing that I understand.
Sex is safer with your hand.
It's friday night got a magazine.
and my trusty jar of vaseline.
and my fucking disease....
