(Moter Running)
Missy: (sigh)
(Bell Rings)
Missy: Lemme run up in this Pleasure Word get me some toys.
Throw on this bald cap too so these mothafucka's wont know who I am.
(Whistling)
Woman: This Sha Shay, Welcome to Pleasure World, may I help you find suttin'?
Missy: Hi, Umm Yeah, I was wonderin' if you carried the Tidal Waves, Butterflies, Bullets, Rabbits, Garold G-Spot, and Mega Blasters.
Woman: Well we got all the rest of that stuff, but the Mega Blasters.
We are clean out of Mega Blasters.
Heather Hunter just came in here and brought the last ten.
Don't ask me what she doin' with ten of em',
but she came in here and brought the last ten.
Mmmm Hmmmm......
Missy: Awww Damn, Ten.
Woman: Yeah
Missy: OK. Ummm, Well Lemme Get....
Woman: Wha-, Wha-, Wha-, Wha-...
Hold Up, You-...You Missy Elliot?
Cuz you look juss like Missy Elliot.
You Missy Elliot?
Missy: Nah, Nah, Nah, Chill, Chill
Woman: Nah, Nah, ya'll got them same teeth,
same lips, same hoop earrings.
You Missy Elliot ain't cha?
I ain't gon' tell nobody you in here girl!
Antonio, don't this look like Missy Elliot?
Antonio: Huh?
Woman: Come here, come here!
Antonio: Daaaaaamn! This Missy Elliot!
Woman: I Told Ya! I Told Ya!
Antonio: Oh Shit! Can I get an autograph?
Woman: (screams)
Missy: Awww, Man!
Antonio: Come on, Come on.
Take a picture by the Tidal Waves!
(Camera Flashes)
Antonio: Come on, look up, look up.
Yeah, Yeah, You cool as shit man!
Woman: Yeah! Look, thanks for shoppin' at Pleasure World and don't forget yo bag of TOYYYYYZZZZZZZZ!
[INTRO]
Whatchu mean I don't need you no more?
Cause I don't!
I gotta bag full of toys and I don't need none of your boys
So you can hit every chick on the block
Cause I'm gone be alright once I turn this power on, ya dig?
[VERSE 1]
Toys!
You don't get the job done when I need a little loving
So I gotta do it myself if I wanna feel something
So I grab me a toy, 'lil boo ain't buggin'
Now I want some affection and you ain't giving me nothing
[CHORUS]
A toy, every girl must have a toy
The way it make you feel
Every girl has a toy now, baby!
A toy, every girl must have a toy
The way it make you feel (Uh, c'mon!)
[VERSE 2]
I keep my butterfly close when you ain't wanna be bothered
Don't come waking me up, cause I ain't giving you nada
Cause I got me a toy (Tooooy)
And it works for me and it lasts longer than the battery
So you best believe that
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 3]
I used to wish that you would love me
And fantasize on how we used to be
Until I discovered something better than you
I don't need, no need, your loving
You wanna come home late at night touchin' and feelin' all over me
But I don't need no help in pleasing me
Oh!
[CHORUS]
[OUTRO]
How could I miss you baby, I didn't even know you was gone
It's obvious you aren't needed in the bedroom anymore
I'm just keeping myself occupied like all women do when they are taking a bath
And when you leave, make sure you don't slam the door because you fuck up my concentration
Tooooy!
