Goin on a blind date
Got a call from Steven
It was just as I feared
Said he found my ideal girl
If I can overlook her beard
Another night out with a stranger
I just hope she's of the human race
I bought a dozen roses
figured how could they hurt?
And prayed my date would not be
Godzilla in a skirt
Then walking up to her front door
I fought the urge to run
Would this girl be my Cinderella?
Or another Atilla, The Hun
I got another blind date, I better close my eyes
Why do all my blind dates attract so many flies?
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung.
I think that I'll stay a bachelor
Woah whoa, this is the date adventure.
Don't think that I'm picky
I know I'm not so hot
Getting ready for a date
Should not include a rabies shot
Why must dating be such a challenge?
Why can't it be fun instead?
All I want's a girl, not Mr Ed (hello Wilbur)
I got another blind date, I got a trail to blaze
Should I take her to dinner, or to a field to graze?
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung
I think that I'll stay a bachelor
whoa whoa this is the date adventure
For the right girl
I would stick up my neck
and let her pick up the check
But I must wait
For my mate
Dating's the toughest journey
When you pick a wife you can't be wrong
So that's why I go on blind dates
And bring Alpo along, yeah
Oh got another blind date
I better get ready to hide
Got another blind date
So pass the blindfold please
instead of her number
she'll just leave me her fleas
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung
I think that i'll stay a bachelor
This is the date adventure.
Come on this is the date adventure
Better close, better close my eyelids
