UM, UM, UM, UM, UM, UM Major Lance Walking through the park, it wasn't quite darkThere was a man sitting on a benchOut of the crowd as his head lowly bowedHe just moaned and he made no senseHe'd just goUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umI just couldn't help myselfYes, I was born with a curious mindI asked this man just what did he meanWhen he moaned if he'd be so kindAnd he'd just goUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umNow that I've grown upAnd the woman I love she has goneNow that I'm a man, I think I understandSometimes everyone must sing this songListen to me singUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umCan't you hear me, nowUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umEverybody nowUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umCan't you hear me, nowUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umUm, um, um, um, um, umOne more time, now
