I′m gonna throw the party ball
In the direction of One Direction
I'm gonna puke on Sailor MoonAnd give her a tattoo
I′m gonna hang with Barbara Budd
And discuss our obscure jazz collection
I'm gonna call up Thora Birch
Instead of Lucy Liu
'Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1
And I hated number 2
And I′m tired of having parties without you
I'm gonna order pizza to
The house of my old neighbour′s husband
And when the pizza guy arrives
It's Leonard Cohen at the door
He′s wasted on horse tranquilizers
That Guy Fieri slipped him
And he mumbles through Bird on a Wire
And flips the bird to Drew Barrymore
'Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1
And I hated number 2
And I'm tired of having parties without you
And in the morning Usher's mopping up
A bunch of barf from Margaret Atwood
And Tim Deegan is pissed about
The dent left on his Prius
And I got a text that you left last night
And Benji Madden asked if I should
Even bother to text back
Cameron Diaz
′Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1
And I hated number 2
And I'm tired of having parties without you
Without you too
With or without you
With or without you
