Ohhhhh yeah yeah yeah
Lost my job
Came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sounds of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom
Well Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubblegum in the babies hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And its only Monday Mr. mom
Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my care coal cake
Its more than any man can take being Mr. Mom
Well Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubblegum in the babies hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And its only Monday Mr. mom
Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time
Cause Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubblegum in the babies hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Ohhhhh been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday Mr. Mom
Ohh Mr. Mom
Balancing chequebooks, juggling Bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby now I know how you feel when
What I don't know is how you do it
Ohhhh
Hunny you're my hero
