Oh, hi Mr. Claus
It′s me, Logan Paul!
22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at allNow maybe cuz I′m naughty
Or maybe cuz I'm nice
Or maybe cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice
Sneaking down my chimney
Homie, that's a crime
Breaking in and entering
You just crossed the line
Got no milk and cookies here
Boy, you ain′t ready
Got a two-ton sleigh
Yeah, we call it the ′Yeti' (car engine)
And, I heard you from the North
But, I′m from Ohio (fact)
Christmas round the corner
Get your merch
Link in bio
(Uh, Logan Paul, you use your song to plug your merch?)
Yeah boy, I'm the Maverick
Why, your feelings hurt?
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!
Who′s that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it′s at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Did you come to mingle
Or did you come to jingle?
You know, I got that bling, oh yeah
Jingle, lingle, dingle
Holda, your reindeer on my roof, man
You messing up my shingles
They call me LP, this my holiday single
Did I mention, I was single?
I'm addictive like a Pringle
Yeah, I′m extra like some sprinkles
Educated and bilingual
Oui, je porte le merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!
Who′s that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it′s at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
He sees you when you′re sleeping
Why you creeping, in my room?
He know's when you′re awake
Who invited this buffoon?
Why you shaped like a balloon?
Why your life be déjà vu?
Why your gifts be so fufu?
Why your e-mail still Yahoo!?
And your elves too!
They got shit to do
Let em live
Why you play with little kids?
Why you come around my crib?
Why your beard look a squid?
Why only one reindeer lit? (Why)
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work, Aye!
Who's that Santa looking at?
Take your gifts, and give 'em back!
Maverick merch is where it′s at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who′s that Santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Yeah
I'm the new Santa Claus
In fact, I′m Daddy
Call me Daddy, Daddy Paul
Yeah
Merry Christmas
