Shaniqua

Little T & One Track Mike

Hello, Nah, nah she don't live here man. I thought I told you.

Yo I think you need to step off. Aiight?

Moved into my apartment at the university

The only one who lives here is me

So why the phone ring all day long

I got no friends except Mike and he's gone for the summer

And I just want some peace and quiet

Come to my room and it's a telephone riot

Ring-a-ling-a-ling

Every time I take a step

Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe

can't get any of my work done

Cuz people keep calling with the same damn question

Hello is Shaniqua there?

Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year

I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T

You mean Shaniqua's brother?

Man, can't you just leave me alone,

this ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone,

this ain't her phone

And don't call back again, cause if you do you know the answer man

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Is Shaniqua there?

HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Is Shaniqua there?

HELL NO!

I wonder who Shaniqua is

What she does and where she lives

Is she a pothead with too many zits

A movie star with inflatable tits

Does she take the train or drive in the car

Work in the office or down at the bar

How the hell should I know

She could be albino for all I care

Hello, is Shaniqua there?

Yeah, she is but she can't talk now

She's busy milking a purple cow

And talking to the Easter bunny

Man, you think your funny

Shut up Beavis

I told you six times before

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'

Is Shaniqua there?

HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more