Ayy what dos he need
He need life insurance
Or does he need car insuranceHe uses durable batteries
He burns a lot of calories
Yeah who is it Yeah that′s right
Linguine McQueene
Hes made in factories
Hes the galleries
Hes making higher salaries
Hes made out of linguine so of course take a bite
He won't pick a fight
How bout you bite
No picky Nicky just a little sticky
You don′t need insurance
Let me slide in a reassurance
The linguine will grow back
Linguine McQueene is so fast
U can step on the gas gas gas
Now lemme put you in my class
So you can even gain some class
Lemme pass my knowledge down to all of you
Dont go runnin off to take a poo
Look at Shawn Mendes he is dreadful at dawn
Because he aint got dan ew car
He drinks at a bar and rips the tar
He has a dirty lawn and he is justa pawn
Withdraw, just made some fire bars like we always do
Call me Jjoe i mean makin dough
Look at bruno mars might as ell just cal ihm mars
Because his songs are so dry and empty
Tempt me to say
"Linguine McQueene isn't one of the best things you ever saw"
Now make a beat, DAW
Because you can make your words imaginational beat
Go with the flow, go, now don't bite your toe
As we watch you swing on a pole
That′s right, hit you with a pole
If you bite your toe
Don′t work at a company named "Dole"
I ain't dull, call me a bull
I′m going crazy with a pole
You don't call me lazy!
Talk to Jay-Z
Look crazy talking to Tracy
Hope you talking to Tracy′s lawyer
Got a lot of dollars, got a lot of scholars
Got a lot of haulers
Renovation the engine on Linguine McQueene
Looking at Lightning McQueen
He's a small bean
Even a teen, looking at a bean
Call me Dean Martin
I be fartin like I′m cartin
I be fartin like I'm Bart from the Simpsons
Look at your symptoms
I be spittin descriptions
Make your prescription along with a subscription
Buy that dang Linguini McQueene now
Please vow
Look at Shakira
She ain't know Mira
She lookin′ at a mirrior and she say
"Oh my Gggod! I be lookinhhbvg like a bat
With somda fat
And I go rata tat tdat!"
Yeah that′s right
Actually more like rdasatatouille!
You are so gooey
Take some school, don't try to act cool!
Swim in my pool or I wilfl bonk you with a tool!
Look at me racin′ this Lightning McQueene
Wait, no, it's Linguine McaQueene
I be racin′ every NasCAR ever!
Never ever shall you ever talk down to me like that again
Look at your ego, don't call mes a flamingo
I definitely ain′t your amigo
I ain't from Montego
And I ain't Rodrigfao
Look at Bob Dylan, he sbe lookin′ like a giant villain
Look at Ela John, call him Skeleton John
Because he is dwelling up with only dread in bed
Got a headache
Driving to the Odell lake for god′s sake
Go ahead and run away if you ain't gonna pay
Buy the Linguine McdaQueene now
Because if you don′t, we're gonna say earlier
We′re gonna get whacked by a pole
Look at Billie Eilish ayy ayy yuh yuh
Might as well call her Billie Eyelash yo yo yo
That is because she can't focus with her makeup listen ay
Better look, better look, better look ayy ayy
Into the sky before you gotta say bye okay okay
Don′t even move to prove yup yup
And then we gotta groove to this is fire fye fye
This is a spinning right out of our mouth uh uh uh
We be dropping the mic on our bike
And we 'boutta see the sunlight
Tick tock, check the clock!
Or you'll be going like a chicken, bock bock
Yo Selena Gomez, you better be pairing with Garmaz
Because your songs are on fire
It sounds like your voice just got ran over by a tire
And ripped from a bear!
It was so fire
Nah, just kiddin′ I′m a liar!444
But my pants ain't on fire ya hay ya
Because the fire is coming out of my mouth
I only spit bars, gold ones infact
Now lemme attack yo back
You lack a good sense of humordad x
Go fix your tumor
Justin Bieber, shut up, I′m the discussion leader
Call up Peter, ya need him! Say
Call up yo leader sad
Oh wait, that's me
You gotta pee ′cause you got stung by a bee
Look at your tee dasd
Looking like tea just spilled on it
Simply just a leader
Looking at Q-Tip
He got a crusty lip lip lip yeah
Looking at McQueene, can even ride better than him
Put on a trash bin
He got a pin
Look at his raps, they're so mean and bad
′Cause he can't rap
Yeah our lads
We call up our dads and say
"Yo!"
"Yo, dad, why you be bad uh uh ok
Look on yo pad ya
You be just a tad, bit bad ayy
Why you sad? Lets go
Why I sad?" Ayy ok
Yeah that's right
Look at the rate
I be spittin fast facts with the pacts
Yeah, I haven′t created one, you are done
Good, you hood stupid uh uhuh uh
Be smart like the dang man named Bart!
Don′t fart now nw
That is great, look at the rates
It is time to check your fates
Call me Billy Gates buh buh ubh
I am looking up that cash
I am bash, you can get closer to Nash
You loser!
I be a cruiser!
You be a user B listen
You be looking like a snoozer
You abuse her!
I like her
Eat some dirt
Or eat some pavement
Don't do the felony: enslavement! b′
Lemme make a statement, so I can make a payment
This is replacementayy
We be climbin' charts our products be so cool
Now go buy a Linguini McQueeneayy
This rap just bent yo brain ayy
It′s boutta rain
Fire!
