Greatest Hits

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You remind me of a couple girls I used to know

That I used to be involved with

Thanks a lot, what a compliment

Wait, I know that sounds a little bad

Yes, it does

But I mean the good traits

Why don't you just go back to them then?

No, no, no

I'm saying just the opposite

I'm saying the reverse



You're a "greatest hits"

You're a "the best of"

You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with

You're a "greatest hits"

You're a "the best of"

Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?

What a minute



Is that it?

No, I'm just saying...

You're a little like Miranda

Oh baby, she could name a tune

Oh, could she?

Just flip on any radio station

And like two notes in

She's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two



You're a little like Francesca

Who's Francesca?

With crazy stories from her youth

Mom on some heavy drugs

Dad in the Mafia

Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool

You better get over yourself



Why don't you just go back to them then?

Honey, I'm saying the reverse



You're a "greatest hits"

You're a "the best of"

You include only the best cuts

You're the one I want

You're a "greatest hits"

A "best of"

Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?

Wait a minute



Hey, where you going?

I'm leaving

No!

I'm leaving, I'm leaving you

Is it something I said?

Come on

I'm leaving

It can't be

I'm leaving, I'm leaving you



Hey honey, come back

What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends?

Skanky? You got to call them skanky?

How dare you? Get off me!

I can't believe you said that

You're totally misunderstanding me

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