Billy

Kid Capri

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report



We are looking for a man named Billy



who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;



use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crack



to an undercover token clerk



What is this world coming to? Well I'll tell you




Yeahhh his name is Billy



Now let me tell you about this guy right here



Bust it




A brainiac con artist to the 'T'



Able to geese you and me



Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp..



.. but he's a wimp!



Mastermind of the computer world, he lives



with his wife and a cute little girl



Now this is the story of a family



And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy




"Yeah you know that guy named Billy



he was always conning somebody



he was always getting away with murder word"




His name was Billy!




"He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E money



I ain't tryin to have that



but let me tell you about this"




Ohhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?



Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a way



to make that money real quick - well I got an idea



"So what's the idea?" Computer chip!



Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards



We'll split it even, but here's the odds



Twenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?



He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun



Now Billy, a smooth operator



Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator



Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth



Then heads out the building with



his little pocket knife in his hand



Show em you're a man Billy.. understand?



A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him



Delivery boys think highly of him