The Negative

Keala Settle , Kimiko Glenn , Jessie Mueller

Jenna, time to pee on a stick

Wh-?I don′t wanna know

Come one honey, you've waited long enough
Get to it and do it!

Wh-?
Okay, girls!
Enough!

You know what we mean
I hope you drank enough this morning

Come on, sweetie, it′s better to know
We'll be right here with you, so
It's no or it′s yes
But either way you gotta take the test

A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It′s nothing
A stick and a line

Just one of 'em, if i′m lucky

A pot and a piss
Here we go sis
And we'll keep our focus on

The negative!

Read the instructions
Se puede saber la duración de la-
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Wow
Thank you, Dawn

How′d I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Oh, I love that red dress!
The way it sparkles
It looks like an ice skating outfit
Stay with us, Dawn!

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow
What if his boys don't swim?
I mean, wow!
Miraculous luck!
Yeah, miraculous!
To get away with an unprotected fu-

Funny how one night can ruin you′re whole life

Don't go there yet
We don't know what the test says
I′m already panicked!
Just calm down, Godammit!

Maybe it′ll all be fine
Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on, negative!

I thought you don′t sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Well, I - he got me drunk
I do stupid things when I drink
Like sleep with my husband
Honey, we've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative!

This will all be alright
It was only one night
Someone send me a sign
One line
One line

That means the test is ready
This is it

Shit!