Lollypork Stomp

Kashmir

the moon was hanging cool


and full above the waving swimming pool


as we were feeding mouths with heat and drool


'cuz we were having christmas feast


a merry one with pork and grease


and every guest was eating meat like beasts





'cuz santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay


the smell of frying pig was in the air


I really think that eating piggy pork is quite O.K


as long as the meat is well done


I think its fair





fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians


but before they did we forked them on the grill


the taste was quite 'mermalian'


reminded me of aliens


but salt could give oooooh the last thrill





and santa gave us lollypork....





my youngest son once asked his dad


"how can it be that I'm so fat?


you taught me lollypork was for my health!


the skinny kids with baseball bats


still kick my ass and tell me that


my family was never one of wealth"





and santa gave us lollypork....