The Asshole Song

Jude

Your eyes are all wet now


You know that I'm lying


I swear I was only protecting your heart





But there are some reasons


And also some pictures


Which if you saw they would rip you apart


And I won't watch you cry


Goodbye, I'm an asshole





I'm almost a tall guy


And fairly good looking


So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong


I have often wondered


Which one was the taller


My old Alexander or Kubla Khan


And would they watch you cry


Goodbye, I'm an asshole





I was a pig


And never no good


Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood





Your lines are all fading


Your model's all last year


I am still a young man and I need a new car





Your friends will all hate me


But I know I'm smarter


I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star


And she will never


So I won't ever


I won't watch you cry


Goodbye


I won't watch you cry


Goodbye, I'm an asshole