Sgt. Major

Jet

Wake up Major

And stitch on your hat

You fell outta bed

Then you landed in the cash



So what's in your diary today?

Call on your main man

What can he do for you?

Hang out with stupid

So you can tell him what to do

Major this is your day



Living alone in a jar never gets you very far



He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the major knows what you want



Take out your paper

Throw it away

Everything is useless

Ain't got a lot to say

Major, this is your way



Major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth

He starts to explain it

But nothing's coming out

Major, what can you say



Hope that you like who you are

Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far



He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the Major knows what you want



I know you think you made it

I know what I'm meant to say

But while you looked in the mirror

I was getting away

To you there is nothing to say



He can read your mind

Make you feel alright

Sgt. Major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the major knows what you want