Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop
Off the Old Mill Bridge last night, holding a suicide note
Oh my god, is she dead?Just some broken bones!
Just another geek
Trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably
Yo girl, keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you′re truly a Heather
Smell how gangsta you are
Martha, I'm so sorry
Yo girl, feel a bit punchy?
She′s not looking so well
Still, you've earned that red scrunchie
Come join Heather in hell
Where have you been?
We've been worried sick!
Your friend JD stopped by
He told us everything
Everything?
Your depression?
Your thoughts of suicide?
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!
He′s got your handwriting down cold
Please, honey, talk to us!
No, you wouldn′t understand
Try me!
I've experienced everything you′re going through right now
Guess who's right down the block?
Your problems seem like life and death
Guess who′s climbing the stairs?
I promise, they're not
Guess who′s picking your lock?
You don't know what my world looks like
Time's up! Go say your prayers!
Veronica′s running on, running on fumes now
Veronica′s totally fried
Veronica's gotta be trippin′ on shrooms now
Thinkin' that she can hide
Veronica′s done for, there's no doubt now
Notify next of kin
Veronica′s trying to keep him out now
Too late! He got in
Knock, knock!
Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know
Get out of my house!
