I Had 100 Babies (In Sims 4)

Jesse Hartov , Mitch Van Bree , Kelsey Impicciche

Moved to Del Sol Valley
Just a girl and her dream
To have a lovely familyA kid or two, it seemed
But then something compelled me to have a couple more
So I had a hundred babies
I had a hundred babies in Sims 4

First came baby Olive
And though she looked quite mean
The sweetest baby angel, that I had ever seen
But then the kids kept coming
There were three then six then more
Turns out we were heading
For full-blown todd-mageddon in Sims 4

Hard to keep my head on straight
With my children all around
Twin vampires a klepto
One was eaten by a cow plant
So many times I peed myself and passed out on the floor
It′s a hard life being a matriarch for two years in Sims 4

Thought I played the field, but then along came Greg
A beautiful dream daddy for this Impiccishmay
Later on came Ryder, the nerdy boy next door
Grew up to be so handsome, romantic and self-assured
All in Sims 4

So many children to create
Had to date so many men
I struck out with Aladdin
But I scored with Spider-Man (Tom Holland)
At first I had some boundaries
Some lines I wouldn't cross
But imagining I′m desperate and woohooed with Santa Claus

I wasn't always perfect
And life can be so cruel
And sometimes the birthday boy dies while swimming in the pool

So many kids I can't keep straight
Nearly pulled out all my hair
An alien, a demon, no time to chill in yellow chairs
I made some garden salad and then I made some more
It′s a hard life being a matriarch for two years in Sims 4

(She did it) I did it
(She did it) I did it
(How many?) 100 real
(100 what?) 100 babies
Baby, yeah

I nearly lost my papa, I felt so much joy in raising every baby girl and baby boy
(100 babies) I had a hundred babies
And now I′m saying goodbye
And now I'm saying goodbye
My babies flew the nest, now the matriarch can rest
And now I′m saying goodbye

Kelly, Kasey, Chelsea, all 100 babies
Thank you for the memories
The challenge now is through
When you think of me I hope it turns your plumbobs green
I'll keep you in my heart forevermore

I had a hundred babies who I loved and adored
I had a hundred babies in Sims 4