Jerry Lewis: Oh I know I gal who's a treat to the eye
The boys always whistle when she passes by
She's out every night not a night has she missed
and her mother says that she's never been kissed
Chorus: What?
JL: Yeah!
Chorus: Never been kissed
Never been kissed
It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed
JL: One night she went out for a row on the lake
The guy she was with dropped the oars by mistake
They drifted for hours until they were missed
And she still insists that she's never been kissed
Chorus: What?
JL: She's a liar
Chorus: Never been kissed
Never been kissed
It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed
JL: Well, the young man took a liking to her
He gave her some presents of jewelry and fur
Including a diamond as big as your fist
And she'll take an oath that she's never been kissed
Chorus: What?
JL: Ha ha!
Chorus: Never been kissed
Never been kissed
It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed
JL: Now there's a new book they're all talking about
Called Lessons in Love you have read it no doubt
I heard that it just made the best seller list
Well its written by her and she's never been kissed
Chorus: What?
Never been kissed
Never been kissed
It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed
JL: She married the best catch in town by the way
And said to the girls as she threw her bouquet
Just keep the boys guessing and always insist
That you are a girl who has never been kissed
Chorus: What?
Never been kissed
Never been kissed
It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed
JL: The end of the story is sad and here's why
I saw her today with a tear in her eye
I asked her the reason why she was so blue
And the she gave me I'll pass on to you
Chorus: What?
JL: Listen!
Never been kissed
Never been kissed
She married a man who has never been
