I'm sittin' in this traffic jam
Cause I took so long to find my keys
And left the house fifteen minutes late
Puttin' on my makeup in the rearview
Dropped my mascara on my white pants
When I slammed on the brakes
That's when coffee splattered everywhere
My cell phone rang, that call I'd been waitin' for
But my hands were occupied
I think I might as well accept
Right here and now
Today might not be one of those in which I hit my stride
I don't know why I just can't
Get it all together sometimes
But I'm not one to whine
I'll just keep holdin' on this roller coaster ride
It's really comin' down on my parade
It's just one of those days
Left my check card on the counter
Got no cash, so much for lunch
I got a caffeine buzz from tryin' to stay alive
And my boyfriend's got this ex
And I ran into her today, of course, how perfect
She was dressed up to the nines
The elevator shaft is where my keys are now
Don't ask me how but I'm stuck at work
'Til I find the maintenance man
He'll be so proud to help
But he won't smell too good this time of day
Especially with that hot beer in his hand
I don't know why I just can't
Get it all together sometimes
But I'm not one to whine
Hey yeah
I'm not one to whine
I'll just keep holdin' on this roller coaster ride
It's really comin' down on my parade
It's just one of those days
Just one of those days
It's just one of those days
