Hi! I′m Jay L 805
And I'm Melnickson
And today we′re gonna be talking aboutWhy Jay L 805 is the second biggest culture vulture
In the rap game
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
All right we Poppin off in here
Yurr
(Bitch I'm getting money red)
(Ay Jay L, make sure not to burn the house down)
Yeah, I'm going at it again
Who do you know that′s from the burbs and as saucy as him
(Who do you know that can do it like that)
Yeah, "mom not in front of my friends"
That′s what he be saying, cuz when she hear me she dance
And it's salt on my Timbs
Caution to the wind
They say "Jay L, you in Rotman
You shouldn′t curse," and I'm like "shit"
Don′t care bout your opinion, you don't care about the kid
Stay up out my biz
School is closed bitch
I whip out my dick and she say "oh shit"
Melnickson fucked the beat up, I say "oh shit"
I′ll be damned trusting motherfucking hoes, bitch
She say she love me, I say "Ha ha ha ha, no bitch"
I'm finna blow, that's cuz Jay L he explosive
I′ve been the shit if you haven′t fucking noticed
Don't waste my time I get the money, then I ghost, bitch
But if IRS come knocking then I′m joking, yeah
This that, that Austin Powers joint
Pockets devour coins
These rappers don't shower, zoinks
You some coward boys
I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel
Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff
These bitches powderpuff
Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck
Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff
We got him logging off, he mad as fuck (fuck, fuck)
PowerPoint, fucking powered up
Back where my kinfolk is
He on info shit
I read the sitch just like a Kindle, bitch
I′m powered up, up at the TO Mall buying Nintendo shit
He was talking trash
I bought my Nerf gun an extendo clip
Yeah, don't give me advice
If you ain′t the homie or Gustavo
Grew up on the motto
So it's swipe swipe like I just won the lotto
Today it's a follow
It′s buy back Rubio′s in cash tomorrow
Took your mom to McDonald's
She say I′m geeked cuz my drip it borrows
From Microsoft Excel
Bet a pussy rapper gon get hell
Drop PowerPoint on a bitch
Bet a pussy rapper gon need tech help
I'm feeling like Denzel
But the everyday hustle on Renzel
And once this album drops, if you an opp
I′ll be sending some get wells, yeah
This that, that Austin Powers joint
Pockets devour coins
These rappers don't shower, zoinks
You some coward boys
I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel
Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff
These bitches powderpuff
Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck
Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff
We got him logging off, he mad as fuck (fuck, fuck)
Why you wanna turn me on? Like an Xbox
You some PS4 niggas you got some bad odds
Only thing you be playing is Fortnite with your mom
Got a girlfriend in Minecraft and we be making bombs (creeper)
I can slide through your hoe, she like a PowerPoint
She be jumping over hurdles for a silver coin
She can hop up on a ride I think that she′ll enjoy
But if she acting crazy, she can take the Silver Point
She be riding up on this D
But you know this dick ain't for free
And then after we get done fucking
I kick her ass to the streets
And I be falling out of love
I can never love a fucking hoe cuz I
This that, that Austin Powers joint
Pockets devour coins
These rappers don't shower, zoinks
You some coward boys
I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel
Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff
These bitches powderpuff
Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck
Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff
We got him logging off, he mad as fuck
(The fuck you say to me you little shit?!)
Ah ha ha ha
How are you- how are you not in fucking school
Do you kiss your Mother with that mouth
It′s called
It′s called do you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth
Huh
Ah ha ha because the fucking youth of society
You shut up when I'm talking to you
You shut your mouth
Any questions
Why are you gay