Clevor Trevor

Ian Dury

just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having


never ever, never ever


you ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall


into thinking that I ain't too clever


and it ain't not having oen thing nor another


niether, either is it anything, whatever


and it's not not knowing that thier ain't nothign showing


and I answer to the name of Trever, however


Just cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying


never ever, never ever, never ever


things 'ave got read into what I never sad, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead


which ain't not all that clever


and it's not not saying one thing nor another


neither, either is ist anything I haven't said, whatever


and it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving


and I answer to the naem of Trever, however


knock me down with a feather


Clever Trevor


widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor's clever


either have they got


nor neither haven't not


got no right to make a clot


our of Trevor


why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad


such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot


comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot


and I ain't half not half co there's nowhere to put it


even if I 'ad i'm a bit of a Jack the Lad


knock me down with a feather


Clever Trevor


widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor's clever


either have they got


nor neither haven't not


got no right to make a clot


our of Trevor


also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way