I was at the beach, sittin on the sand,
when i saw this girl, dark brown eyes and a dark olive tan.
She was watchin the set with a surfboard underneath her arm.
The first moment i saw her i knew she'd do me some harm.
She's so good.
She came out of the water, from the best session i'd seen.
man, she had the biggest chi chi's I had ever seen.
She put down her board and sat down next to me
and played a soft o lonely tune on her you-ka-lay-le!
I don't know what had happened.
But I'd fallen asleep.
The next mornin' i woke up she was sleepin next to me.
I fell in love with her.
I'm so in love with her.
I fell in love with her my little surfer girl.
She got out of bed, waxed up both our boards,
grabbed me by the hand and then she took me out the door.
we smurfed all that day long,
at least eight hours straight.
Man I knew she was the one, and damn I couldn't wait.
I asked if she loved me.
She said "Yah well i guess"
So I asked her to marry me.
And damnit you know she said yes.
I was at the alter, in my tuxedo.
Waitin for my surfer girl, man where did she go?
Later on that day, a friend of me did tell.
That she went to Mexico to catch a ten foot swell ah that bitch.
