You know, man, sometimes it feels like even the smallest things are a battle
And it′s because they are
My Turf Type All EliteKBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
I'm out here with this Weed and Feed
Putting it down before the seed
Tell me again that I can′t overseed everything
I overseed my KBG
I'm growing a lawn, you're growing weeds
I′m sharpening blades, while I′m smoking greens
Take a look at this field of trees
Mines thriving like a Hickory
It's the perfect height, it′s lush and green
It's spreading like Covid-19
As I dominate this block so clean
I try to stay positive and not get mean
You don′t deserve to call that a lawn, bro
Looks like it's cared for by John Doe
You′d be better off just giving up
You'll get a pat on the back when you get a patio
I try not to get so negative sometimes, but I can't help it
I mean, I mean, just, just, just look at these other yards, man
Their nothing like mine
My Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
The lawn ain′t a race, it′s a competition
You ain't winning, this is over
You look like you′re armed with a dandelion farm
And I barely have any clover
I'm out here debating it, getting reel and dropping it that much lower
But your yard looks like an old parking lot
That you ran over with a broken mower
The quest of life is to learn, then my player classification is knower
But I still haven′t learned to mow a straight line and fool anyone I was sober
And I'm such a dick, I dominate so slick
That other yards don′t even look right
Lawn care guys ask for tips and if they should cut my height
The cars slow down when my stripes come into sight
I'm not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite
I'm not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite
I′m not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite
Oh man, I was trying not to get dirty there, and then it just came out
It just, It just it′s the Milorganite, it just got everywhere
And it smells like success up in here
My Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Out here slinging bags so fast, probably being watched by the DEA
The heles overhead have the best view of how I cut my stripes today
Probably not be able to figure it out, and my compound they will surely raid
They should be nervous, I'm less scrupulous and less trusted than the DOJ
Amount of Milorganite I′m swimming in, I'm probably being watched by the EPA
For filling up truck loads at a time, like a less destructive Timmy McVeigh
I′m out here for revenge, I came to dominate, so clear the way
Because my yards staying green and lush, in the summer, I dance and pray for rain
And all my neighbors went outside, and they felt like they prayed for pain
Got white powder all over their yard, rubbing it in like Novocain
Because after work is done, we rest, start the next project today
That's why you can′t catch me, I'm more covert than the CIA
Going to try and catch me as I drive this whole damn take away
All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down, spray and pray
All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down, spray and pray
All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down and spray and pray
Oh man, I tried to stay positive that time too, and I still got negative
I'm just so far ahead of everybody, and it′s not hard, dude
Just go watch some like, Lawn Care Nut, GCI Turf, Or Yard Brah, you′ll get it
My Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
Turf Type All Elite
KBG under feet
My place, my home
My lawn is the drop zone
