My dead cat
Big and fat
Dumb as a brick
Acts like a hick
Smells like a skunk
Once it got drunk
Its really deaf
And it's got bad breath
Chorus: Whats a matter with them kitties today
they always seem to eat you and run a stray
too bad they eat the mice, cuz if they didn't they'd eat all my rice.
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Them dumb cats all they do is sit and be fat
They like to eat and you can rub there feat
They taste like chicken so go give them a lickin'
This song is dumb so lets all go out and drink some rum! OOOYY!
