There's A Small HotelHal Kemp I'd like to get away, JuniorSomewhere alone with youIt could be oh, so gay, JuniorYou need a laugh or two A certain place I know, FrankieWhere funny people can have funThat's where the two will go, DarlingBefore you can count upOne, two, three. For ... There's a small hotelWith a wishing wellI wish that we were there togetherThere's a bridal suiteOne room bright and neatComplete for us to share togetherLooking through the windowYou can see a distant steepleNot a sign of people -- who wants people?When the steeple bell says,"Good night, sleep well,"We'll thank the small hotel togetherWe'll creep into our little shellAnd we will thank the small hotel together
