She likes to read, I like TV
She's checkin out my good friend Steve
She likes a beer, I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot
She likes the boys in the band
She always plays in the sand
When I mention her in public she complains
The pressures of my life wash down the...
I like to drive, she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like to drink, she likes to dance
I'm drunk again, I've cum'd my pants
She likes the boys in the band
I hit the surf she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got that look
Even when I got that drunk-ass look
For you I'll do it
Just for you I'll do it
I would wash my car, get a job,
Odereaters for my shoes
For you I'll do it
For you, for you (x2)
I guess our eyes will never meet
Mom please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss
I'd rather fuck
And all her friends
Think I'm a smuck, a smuck, a smuck
She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to watch her sleep and she'd complain
The pressures of my wash down the drain
I'll wash my car, get a job
Odereaters for my shoes
Recycle all my beer cans like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to (?)
For you I'll do it (x2)
For you, for you (x4)
