(Bush writing): Mass-uh-shew-sits
Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texes tiger, you're a liberal weiner
I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
I'm a purple heart winner
And yes it's true, I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me
Bush – You have more waffles than a house of pancakes,
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pussy,
And yes it's true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry- You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy,
But it's not gonna help you,
Because I won three purple hearts,
This land will surely vote for me
Bush- You're a liberal sissy
Kerry- You're a right wing nut job
Bush- You're a pinko commie
Kerry- You're dumb as a doornob
(hey!)
Bush- You got that botox
Kerry- But I still won three purple hearts
Bush and Kerry- This land will surely vote for me
Native American speaking- This land was my land
All- But now It's our land!
Arnold- From California
Clinton- To the New York Is-what'd I do?
Kerry- From the liberal weiners
Bush- To the right wing nut jobs
Kerry- This land belongs
Bush- This land belongs
Bush and Kerry- This land belongs to you and me
Bush- Oh and Dick Chenney too.