This Land

George Bush And John Kerry

(Bush writing): Mass-uh-shew-sits

Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm a Texes tiger, you're a liberal weiner

I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster

This land will surely vote for me



Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm a intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass

I'm a purple heart winner

And yes it's true, I won it thrice

This land will surely vote for me



Bush – You have more waffles than a house of pancakes,

You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks

You're a UN pussy,

And yes it's true that I kick ass

This land will surely vote for me



Kerry- You can't say nuclear, that really scares me

Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy,

But it's not gonna help you,

Because I won three purple hearts,

This land will surely vote for me



Bush- You're a liberal sissy

Kerry- You're a right wing nut job

Bush- You're a pinko commie

Kerry- You're dumb as a doornob

(hey!)

Bush- You got that botox

Kerry- But I still won three purple hearts

Bush and Kerry- This land will surely vote for me



Native American speaking- This land was my land

All- But now It's our land!



Arnold- From California

Clinton- To the New York Is-what'd I do?



Kerry- From the liberal weiners

Bush- To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry- This land belongs

Bush- This land belongs



Bush and Kerry- This land belongs to you and me

Bush- Oh and Dick Chenney too.