Delores was her middle name
She read the book and every thing
Now I know how old I am
Have you ever seen that film
Talking to a hotel mirror with my glasses off
Now you know just what he's crying about
Delores was her middle name
Dangling from a silver chain
Where'd you learn to talk that way
I look like James Mason's ghost
Talking to a friend after school but you don't see
That she's really looking right at me
Yeah yeah yeah
Delores was her middle name
And now her mother's wondering
If I could see my wrinkled face
Paint her lovely toe nails red
Writing all my problems in a secret little book
Now I know just what he should have done
Talking to me like I'm just a little late
Now you know just what he's talking about
Delores was her middle name
Delores was her middle name
Yeah yeah yeah
