The Hostess With The Mostest

Frank Black

As fluorescents do

They blink o'er the floor

Of her majestic halls

Yeah, they do

I hear surf on kazoo

I march with the militia of the mine

Malicious are the times


In the doors we all flew

To see the great indoors

Of her majestic stalls

Yeah, we flew

Waves break on the shore of the zoo

And I see how

Laurasia sure has changed

Imaginary planes


I hit the mall on every Friday

When it was biggest in the world

The hostess with the mostest.