Driving along in my car, trying to stay between the lines
Never liked the sound of the straight and narrow,
I like it better when I fly
Signs and billboards everywhere trying to catch my eye
Take another sip of my beer and think about my life.
Billboard says "If this car were a girl
You'd wanna pinch her ass"
Well, if this woman were a car she'd wanna run you down.
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Stomp my foot down on the gas, roadkill, roadkill
One more time outside the lines, roadkill, roadkill.
Wheels keep spinning faster and faster,
Road keeps getting wider and wider
Men keep making me madder and madder.
Roadkill.
Mangled bodies everywhere, dogs and cats and deer
Losers dumping off their dogs
To starve and live in fear
The man in the car next to me is yelling at his wife
Gas fumes make it hard to breathe,
Make you worry for your life
Sign says "Sex shop straight ahead,
Truckers come inside"
If I were driving a great big truck, you perverts had better hide.
Chorus.
Riding along in my car, forgot about the lines
Something about having 300 horsepower; I don't feel confined
Rednecks laughing and getting points
For running critters down.
Wonder how many points I'd get
For taking all the rapists out.
Sign says "Roadworks. Better slow down. Men working ahead"
If one of those assholes whistles at me,
He might just lose his head.
Chorus (2x)
